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Harper’s Debate Strategy: A Smart Move
Stephen Harper has pledged to refrain from participating in the two debates hosted by Canada’s largest broadcasters—CBC, Global, CTV, and Radio-Canada. Outrage directed towards Harper and his...
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Election Moves to Triple-Threat Format
Ever since the PCs won their 10000000th consecutive election in Alberta a few weeks ago, everyone has been abuzz about nothing. False. The PCs got blown to smithereens, so everyone is abuzz about...
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7 Online Purchases Canadian Officials Need To Make
Recent documents revealed that Canadian Navy mechanics in Halifax had to search eBay for parts to keep HMCS Preserver, one of the nation’s two supply ships, afloat. The 45-year-old ship is set to...
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Liberal Loser Contemplates Run for Tories
The Liberals have welcomed defectors from the right (Eve Adams) and from the left (Lise St. Denis), and they’ve had defectors to the left, so it’s about time they have one to the right. It’s just a...
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Justin’s Liberals look more like NSYNC Everyday
Are you sick and tired of all these people talking about Canadian politics? Well, they’re about to get a whole lot less boring thanks to current Liberal candidate for Vaudreuil-Soulanges Peter...
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Are Liberals Afraid to Talk About C-51?
All you need is smiles. Jane Lytvynenko / CUP In case you were busy boycotting Tim Horton’s or engaging in some other act of patriotism, Bill C-51, the new anti-terror legislation that will give more...
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The Bloke from the Bloc is Back
What do the ghosts of two dead men and a disgraced former Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition have in common? For one thing, every one of them had been expected to lead their party to victory, at...
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Bill Blair Wins Liberal Nomination for Scarborough Southwest
It’s the dawn of a new day for highly contested former Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair. Luckily for him, his new career rising on the horizon leaves him totally unaccountable for police-conduct towards...
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Pembroke Ontario’s Second Annual Pride
With Toronto still reeling from a double hangover of Pride coupled with Canada Day, it would be easy to overlook Ontario (and quite possibly Canada’s) smallest Pride Parade. On June 22nd, Pembroke...
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NDP Joins Attack Ad War
Attack ads are deplorable. They’re bully tactics. They’re so bad that politicians categorically condemn their usage, but still use them against their own opponents. For years, the Conservative Party of...
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Liberal Candidate Peter Njenga Compared Himself to Hitler
Meet Peter Njenga, the Liberal candidate for Abbotsford. He doesn’t think that he’s very tall, but he’s grown comfortable with himself in the knowledge that “many well-known ‘short guys’ like me such...
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Liberal Candidate Peter Schiefke Said Cleaning is in a Woman’s DNA
Meet Liberal candidate for Vaudreuil-Soulanges Peter Schiefke. He dislikes the Alberta oil sands, and has a strange view on the characteristics of female DNA. As evidence for the latter point, consider...
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Liberals Think Mulcair Owes Apology for ‘Offensive’ Slang Said 20 Years Ago
In 1996, current NDP Prime Ministerial candidate Thomas Mulcair used the term “Newfie” in a negative way during Quebec’s National Assembly. Fast-forward twenty years later and the Liberals are trying...
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Liberal Cheryl Thomas Called Mosques “Brainwashing Stations”
To conclude this series, we’re taking a look at the Liberal candidate for Victoria, Cheryl Thomas. Cheryl clearly has strong feelings about Israel-Palestine, but who doesn’t, right? Like many of us,...
View ArticleLiberal Cheryl Thomas Resigns After True North Times Revelations
The Liberal Party candidate of Victoria, British Columbia, Cheryl Thomas, has resigned after comments she made about Israelis, Mosques, and the ethnicity of Santa Clause were revealed as the final...
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10 Alternative Prime Ministers that the Governor General Could Appoint (Maybe)
So, apparently, there’s an election going on right now to chose which people are going to represent us in the House of Commons. Unlike our American brethren, we don’t directly elect our leader...
View ArticleTNT Projection: Trudeau to Form Liberal Majority Government
PROJECTION: LIBERAL MAJORITY The True North Times is now projecting a slim Liberal majority, given the state of the polls in Atlantic Canada, Ontario, and Quebec. Even with BC results just coming in,...
View ArticleJustin Trudeau: Ready or Not, Here He Comes!
It isn’t the first time that JT has brought sexy back, nor the first time we’ve coronated a monarch based solely on their heritage. In Canada, they say it’s only official once Peter Mansbridge has said...
View ArticleCabinet Comparison: Trudeau 2015 vs Harper 2011
Much has been made about Justin Trudeau’s campaign promise to have a Cabinet with gender parity. The promise evoked considerable fears that selecting more women meant selecting less talent. The...
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